On the Menu

SEDUCTIVE SALADS

How would you like yours dressed?

French Maid – ooh la la Lettuce, Cucumber, Onion, Green Pepper, Carrots, Cherry Tomatoes R 40
Greek Style – we’ll turn it around quickly for youLettuce, Cucumber, Onion, Cherry Tomato, Green Pepper,Black Olives, and Danish Feta R 55
Fowl Play – with or without the feather? Lettuce, Cucumber, Onion, Green Pepper, Carrots,Grilled Spicy Chicken Strips R 55
Salma and Louise – will drive you over the edgeSmoked Canadian Salmon and Cottage CheeseLettuce, Avocado (when in season) Sliced Lemon, Gherkins R 55
Gigi’s Choice – Cute! Lettuce, Cucumber, Tomato, Onion, Carrots, Avocado (when in season)Black Olives, Halloumi and Crispy Bacon R 60
Chef’s Treat – what can we say? He’s a breast man.Grilled Cajun Chicken Breast, Avocado (when in season), Blue Cheese, Lettuce, Cucumber, Onion and Cherry Tomatoes R 60

SEXY SNACKS

They’re all hotties!?

Luscious Livers (150g) R 50
Striptease-as-you-please Hot, Marinated Strips of Chicken or Beef R 55
Hot-as-Halloumi 4 pieces of Halloumi with Sliced Lemon R 55
Love Triangles 15 Samoosas (Chicken, Vegetable,or Cheese and Onion) R 55
Sticky Fingers 7 Sexy Cocktail Ribs R 55
Saucy Spud Baked Potato, Spinach, Mushrooms and Bacon, topped with Cheese R 50
Steak Roll A Steak out R 55
Chicken Prego Roll Your chance to get the hot chick R 55
Steak Prego Roll Steak your claim R 55
Beef Cheese Burger Beef with benefits R 55
Chicken Cheese Burger Say cheese and make your chick smile R 55
Pies Finger in the pie R 50
Soup of the day R 30
All snacks served with chips, or salad or vegetables

TEMPTING TRAMEZZINI

Delectable treats slipped between the cheeks of our tasty tramezzinis

Sultry Steak Steak & Onion R 60
Cheeky Chicks Chicken, Cheese and Tomato R 55
Hot Chicks Chicken Mayonnaise with a dash of Peri Peri R 50
Saucy Chicks Chicken Mayonnaise R 50
Tantalising Tuna Tuna and Mayonnaise R 50
Makin’ Bacon Avocado and Bacon R 55
Olive’s Fetish Spinach, Feta and Olives R 55
English Style Scrambled or Fried Eggs and Bacon R 55
Tasty Twosome Cheese and Tomato R 50

TOAST OF THE TOWN

Toasted Sandwiches – which filling do you fancy? (choose any filling from above) R 45
Extra Filling R 15

All served with chips or salad or vegetables

MAIN ATTRACTIONS

Apart from boobs and bums…

Flirty Fish

Line Fish of the Day – go on, try your best pick up line R 99
Sole – your sole mate, at least for today R 99
Calamari Steaks – here’s lookin’ at you squid R 85
Hake – a great catch R 85


Hen Party

Chicken Stir-Fry – Stir things up R 65
Crumbed Chicken Strips – stripped right down then rolled in crumbs R 75
Chicken Breasts – get your mouth on these R 75
Chicken Wings – pretty fly for any guy R 75
Chicken Schwarma – a hands-on delight R 75
Chicken Curry and rice – spice up your life R 75

Make Ends Meat

Beef Stir-Fry – Stir things up R 75
Feisty Fillet 250g – a petite treat that melts in your mouth R 99
Mike’s T-Bone 400g – beat this boss for size R 99
Pap ‘n Stew – nothing fills you up quite the same way R 75
Beef Schwarma – more hands-on happiness R 75
All served with chips/baked potato/salad and tartar sauce

Try ’em and See

Sally’s Sauces – Pepper, Blue Cheese, Mushroom, Cheese R 25
Lara’s Russian Dumplings – plump and succulent R 60

GROUP PLEASERS

Some things are better shared!

Vegetarian Platter (4-6 people)

You’ll want to lick the platter clean

R 199
6 x baked Baby Potatoes with Sour Cream, Stir Fry Vegetables, Grilled or Fried Halloumi, Black Olives, Feta. All served with Pita Bread and Tsatziki Sauce

Club Platter (4-6 people)

Go on – play the field and try them all…

R 299
Chicken Wings, Cocktail Ribs, Halloumi Cheese, Olives, Samoosas, Chicken Strips, Served with chips.
1/2 Club Platter (2 – 4 people) R 148
Mini Club Platter (1 – 2 people) R 99

Trammezini Platter (4-6 people)

Trio of treats

R 169
Choose any 3 Trammezini fillings. Served with chips.

EGGSTASY

All they’re cracked up to be!

Wake-up sex… our breakfast’s almost as good any time of dayScrambled or 2 x Fried Eggs, 3 x Pieces of Bacon, Toast,Feta Cheese, Mushrooms, Tomato and Chips R 55
Make up sex – something to fight for Try our House Omelettes, all of which come with Cheese
and Additional fillings of your choice: Bacon, Mushroom,Spinach & Feta
R 45
Quickie: 1 Egg, 2 Rashers Bacon, 2 Slices of Toast, Slice of Tomato R 38

HOT SPOT

Tea – for two or just for you R 15
Rooibos – refreshingly different R 15
Filter Coffee – need a lift? R 15
Milo – fill ‘er up? R 20
Hot Chocolate… sensuously hot, sweet ’n satisfying R 20
Espresso R 15
Double Espresso R 25
Cappuccino Froth R 20
Cappuccino Cream R 25

WINES

White Wine
Backsberg Chenin Blanc R 99
Durbanville Hills Chardonnay R 115
Durbanville Hills Sauvignon Blanc R 115
Nederburg Sauvignon Blanc R 105
Plaisir de Merle Chardonnay R 165
Plaisir de Merle Sauvignon Blanc R 165
Theuniskraal Riesling R 95
Zonnebloem Sauvignon Blanc R 105
Zonnebloem Chardonnay R 105
Rosé
Nederburg Rosé R 90
Grunburger Rosé R 90
Red Wine
Alto Rouge R 170
Alto Cabernet Sauvignon R 275
Backsberg Merlot R 145
Durbanville Hills Cabernet Sauvignon R 175
Durbanville Hills Shiraz R 175
Durbanville Hills Merlot R 175
Fleur de Cap Pinotage R 175
Nederburg Cabernet Sauvignon R 155
Plaisir de Merle Merlot R 275
Zonnebloem Shiraz R 145
Champagne
JC le Roux (white or red) R 120
Pongracz R 215
Moët & Chandon Imperial Brut R 980